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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes? Because freedom rings."
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"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Power Ranger Barbie ...with karate-chop action; complete with the ridiculous outfit"
"Why is it impossible to run through a campground? You can only ran, because it's past tents."
"A man just got a car for his wife. Now, thats what you call a fair trade."
"Positive thinking comes in all shapes and sizes at your nearest liquor store..."
"What do you call a water on a baby deer? fondue"
"""And on the seventh day God rested""... because even omnipotent beings need rest too, ya know."
"Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan"
"Having sex with a redditor is like reading the user license agreement. Nobody ever does it."