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Joke of the Day

"Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do. Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM! -high fives Socrates-"

"Rules to learning English: their our know rules"

"What do you call an arcade in eastern europe? czech-e-cheese"

"If you love something, set it free. If it returns, it probably can't pay its student loans."

"""If you know about us Canadians, we like to say sorry..."" ""And if you knew that already... I'm sorry"""

"Is 6 celebrity impersonations too small a number for me to do on this first date? I feel like its a little low..."

"I do this cool trick when you introduce yourself where I concentrate on literally anything else in the universe except your name."

"Q: Why was the young bear so spoiled? A: Because his mother ""panda'd"" to his every whim!"

"What do cannibals call shin meat? Below knee"

"What is a neck beard's favorite country? M'Laysia"