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Joke of the Day
"It's OK if you don't like my personality,,, I've got others."
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"All You Need to Know about Explosives by Dinah Mite"
"Him: ""I killed the spider for you. He suffered."" Me: ( slowly turns around in swivel chair) ""Splendid."""
"What's a mixed feeling? When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. "
"At least 12 dead after shooting in Paris Bet they never thought they would be killed from a magazine."
"So... Do you like dragons? You do? Good. Cause I am gonna be draggin' my balls across your face. Someone at work told me this and I couldn't stop laughing."
"What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints? You want flies with that?"
"The best time to reevaluate your life is when the online video you're watching is buffering"
"It's not all about the money. It's all about all shit I can buy with the money."
"What did the hail storm say to the roof? -Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles"