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Joke of the Day
"What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints? You want flies with that?"
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"This is embarrassing. I tunneled through my wall to escape work and ended up in my boss's office. He's watching me tweet this. I'm fired."
"The inventor of Gogurt has died. He would like you to open his urn along the dotted line and splatter half the ashes all over your shirt."
"I dated a soccer player once. I also learned a new word that's in poor taste to yell out during climax."
"A baby was born laughing really hard with it's fists closed! The confused Doctor unfolded it's tiny fingers, & found a birth control pill."
"If the only tool you have is a dildo, everything looks like its ready to nail."
"I can already hear Monday morning whispering Go F***Yourself in my ear."
"Whats the German version of silent night? Kristall nacht"
"A bar walks into a man The bar says, this place stinks, and the only other person here is an asshole."
"Men are like cement. After getting laid they take a long time to get hard."