49921
Joke of the Day
"It's not all about the money. It's all about all shit I can buy with the money."
Next Joke
"A hole has been found in the nudist colony wall. The police are looking into it"
"Microwaves should have a ""Pfft"" button."
"when it's april 2nd and she still pregnant"
"[chicken buying a car] Salesman: Hop on in! You're gonna love these bucket seats. Chicken: OH GOD"
"A ponytail so tight I look 5 years younger and everyone thinks I've been smiling all day."
"I wish I could press a finger to this loud, profane, obnoxious boy's forehead and instantly transmit to him the sadness of being an adult."
"Me at 7PM: Man I'm so sleepy. Can't wait to get to bed... Me at 12AM: I'M GONNA STAY UP DOING SHIT ON THE INTERNET TIL 4AM!! YEAH!"
"I can control sheep by just listening to them It's true, I heard them with my own ears"
"A seal walks into a club."