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Joke of the Day

"All You Need to Know about Explosives by Dinah Mite"

"What is a suicidal Weebs favorite anime? Bleach."

"What can give you life, but also kill you? Your father..."

"If I had a brewery I would make an alcoholic drink called ""Responsibly"". I wouldn't even have to pay for advertising."

"911 what is your emergency? Me: ""My 6 year old hasn't stopped talking since he got home"" 911: ""stay calm ma.. Me: MY EARS ARE BLEEDING"

"So PSY's song ""Dear American"" includes the lyric ""Kill them all slowly and painfully"" and now I understand what Gangnam Style was all about."

"What's a Frenchman's favourite social media button? Retweet."

"Check up time. I've just been for my 6 month check up and everything seem to be going well until he slipped his finger in to check my prostate. I will not be using that dental practise again."

"I have friends. By that I mean I have pictures of me standing next to people on Facebook."

"What do you call a censored DMX song? A really good instrumental"