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Joke of the Day
"What's a mixed feeling? When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. "
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"A woman started choking in the line at Starbucks- it was so scary but thankfully someone opened another register."
"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere."
"The worst walk of shame is the one back onto the crowded elevator after getting out on the wrong floor."
"A college in Boston is offering a major in comedy... One student commented, ""I think I have a future in this. Every time I tell someone what I'm studying, they laugh."""
"Yo momma so fat, when she blushes People mistake her for the Blood Moon"
"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? Hit that faggot with your car."
"""Too soon"" joke? Did you hear about that International France Futball game last night? I heard it was the bomb."
"Where do grasshoppers eat? At IHOP. A three-year-old made this up."
"I made homemade soup with the immersion blender, mostly so that I have something to talk about for the next five days."