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Joke of the Day

"S is my favorite letter because it changes biscuit to biscuits."

"A midget went to the gym while visiting Sweden... He was a little thor the next day."

"99 little bugs in the code, 99 little bugs in the code. Take one down, patch it around 117 little bugs in the code."

"Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting? They didn't have any chemistry."

"A black guy in the library just asked me where the colored printer is... It's 2015 dude, use whatever printer you want."

"If I was a Quidditch player I'd be the Seeker, because I'm really, really good at doing basically nothing until the very end of something."

"""But what can we do for the people who love our crowds but hate the rides?"" And with that question The Disney Cruise was born."

"There's a cool sport called Volcano Diving..... You'll only do it once."

"I'm extremely grateful that spiders don't scream back."

"What is 6.9? A very good moment ruined by a period."