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Joke of the Day
"There's a cool sport called Volcano Diving..... You'll only do it once."
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"What's the difference between a lobster with big boobs and a greyhound bus stop? One is a crusty bus station, one is a busty crustacean."
"Which US state has the smallest soft drinks? Minisoda"
"What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe? Call a big toe truck."
"If it wasn't for rap I probably wouldn't know the area codes of most major metropolitan cities"
"What are the 2 rules of success? No1 : Don't tell everything you know."
"There's this woman in my office who is wearing the same outfit as yesterday and she reeks of tequi......ok it's me."
"Why was the two-dimensional emo sad? Because nobody would ever know how deep he was."
"In principle, I can stop drinking, the thing is I don't have such a principle."
"GM developing car seats which detect how wet your ass is and post the data onto your facebook page, for fun?? fuck eveory thing about this ."