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Joke of the Day

"A black guy in the library just asked me where the colored printer is... It's 2015 dude, use whatever printer you want."

"*Jesus hanging on cross next to thieves* Lean in guys, let's do a face swap"

"I sent a new girl I'm seeing a picture of my buddy Richard in the middle of the night She didn't appreciate an unsolicited Dick pic..."

"I'm not sure what happened to the word ""cocksucker"". People use it now to describe a bad man when it actually describes a good woman."

"Justin Bieber's career died for your sins."

"So, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, right? I guess that's when the books started getting *dead Sirius*"

"Gravity is a harsh mistress... *... but she has reasonable rates!*"

"What is the rapper's favorite bread? 2 Grainz"

"Why can't you have military coup in Russia? Because in Russia the military coups you."

"If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? mistletoe"