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Joke of the Day

"99 little bugs in the code, 99 little bugs in the code. Take one down, patch it around 117 little bugs in the code."

"So my friend gave me half a pie... So i said, ""No that's one pi"""

"Men are like chocolate bars. Sweet smooth and they usually head right for your hips."

"Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings? They only work 10% of the time."

"Only a few years ago, the average parents had four children. Nowadays, the average child has four parents."

"Someone keeps adding soil to my allotment overnight. It's an absolute mystery as to why though. The plot thickens..."

"If life give you melons... ... you might be dyslexic."

"It was so cold out... I was cold out today, I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets."

"What looks just like half a loaf of bread? Its other half."

"Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol? Because they can't reach the top shelf."