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Joke of the Day

"""But what can we do for the people who love our crowds but hate the rides?"" And with that question The Disney Cruise was born."

"Please don't type Part A backwards It's a trap!"

"My wife left me because I couldn't control my pasta touching fetish... I'm feeling cannelloni right now"

"A rainy Friday is still better than a sunny Monday..."

"What's brown and sticky? A poop."

"What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech? Checkmate!"

"Do mailmen like opening their own mail or does it feel like work?"

"""No! Don't go into the church! Nooo!"" ""Honey, what movie are you watching?"" ""Our wedding video."""

"A jewish boy goes up to his father and says ""Abba, I need 40 dollars."" The father looks surprised and says "" THIRTY DOLLARS? What do you need Twenty dollars for?"""

"What did the chauffeur say to the newlyweds as they passed the last rest stop? Speak now, or forever hold your piss."