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Joke of the Day

"Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting? They didn't have any chemistry."

"What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair? The blonde sure doesn't know."

"Nobody Likes This. I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This."

"What is a pirate's favorite class in school? Arrrrrrt class."

"I dumped my gf as she had OCD Odorous Cunt Discharge"

"(child accidentally being born in butcher shop) Shirtless mother: what should we name him? Father: um..*looks around room* a..bra...ham"

"What is the National bird of Pakistan? Drone"

"Whatever, Twitter makes me a safer driver. Now I stop at every red light, even the lights that I think may change in the next minute or two."

"What material is Mario's pants made out of? Denim denim denim."

"What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel? IM Groot. : D Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lvlj1u9S258"