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Joke of the Day

"If I was a Quidditch player I'd be the Seeker, because I'm really, really good at doing basically nothing until the very end of something."

"Worlds shortest horror story The last man on earth sat alone in a room...... there was a knock on the door..."

"Why did Jesus run off the airplane? He didn't like the Pilate"

"How are Pornstars paid? Income"

"I got off at the wrong bus stop. She was so hot I didn't even see the policeman."

"Do you know whats black on the bottom and white on top? Society"

"Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan? Because he was a kami!"

"Why do Muslims hate Hitler? My friend told me this 'joke' after he found out I was Muslim. Him: Why do Muslims hate Hitler? Me: Why? Him: He didn't kill ALL the Jews."

"What type of weed do lizards smoke? Mariguana."

"The best pickup line I have a weapon in my pants. It's so strong it could destroy Uranus."