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Joke of the Day
"How does Moses make his coffee? He brews it."
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"My boss told me: ""Dress for the job you want..."" so there will be a stormtrooper at tomorrow morning's meeting."
"I don't care how polite your sign is, i'm flushing the toilet paper."
"I still miss my ex-girlfriend occasionally Sometimes I'll get to my hiding spot outside her bedroom window just minutes after she's left"
"Her: Do you kik? Me: Like rocks? Her: ......."
"I wonder if, in Ancient Greece, Lighting strikes were considered an ""Act of God"" by insurance companies."
"What is the difference between a broken down bus stop and a crab with breast implants? One is a rusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."
"I hate it when people make eye puns... It really makes me *lash* out sometimes"
"Today there was an explosion in my kitchen... I combined pasta with antipasta."
"What did the chemist say when his girlfriend cheated on him? Dy Ho"