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Joke of the Day
"What did the chemist say when his girlfriend cheated on him? Dy Ho"
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"I accidentally said HAIL SANTA instead of HAIL SATAN at satanic church today and now everyone is laughing at me and they took away my robes."
"99% of my socks are single and you don't see them crying about it."
"A polite penis stands up when a lady wants to sit down"
"[Pharrell eating at Arby's] ""I want a new look"" Like a new hair cut? ""Something crazier"" *notices the hat in the Arby's logo* ""I've got it!"""
"Women are weird. Hundreds of people can tell them they're beautiful but they'll obsess over the one person that doesn't."
"If you want to get your beer cold out in the wilds Look for the cool ants."
"I haven't been laid in so long that the Pope is laughing at me."
"I heard they're making a revival of a show once Donald Trump is elected I'm going to love watching the new Orange is the New Black."
"My son was on eBay this morning. Child services were not impressed with me."