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Joke of the Day
"I don't care how polite your sign is, i'm flushing the toilet paper."
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"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his tea before it was cool."
"""Lets all start wearing weird '90s mom jeans!"" - girls now"
"Picking which colour pen to use.... Its always a bic decision"
"I went to the zoo the other day.. I went to the zoo the other day, but there was only one animal... It was a Shit-zoo"
"Me: That guy is a bad apple. 6-year-old: He's a person. Me: I just meant he's mean. 6: Probably because you called him an apple."
"Nothing makes me happier to be single than meeting a couple who share an email address."
"I hope the new Royal baby girl doesn't follow in her grandmother's tire tracks ."
"What do you call a gay fly? a maggot"
"Brock Turner got a slap on the wrist because he's a professional swimmer. And that's the furthest thing from being black one can be!"