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Joke of the Day

"Today there was an explosion in my kitchen... I combined pasta with antipasta."

"Remember girls, you can't say happiness... without saying penis"

"I got spam from someone named ""Amishguy."" I wonder how fast his windmill had to turn in order for him to email me like that."

"For sale, homeless man. Still in box"

"What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town? A solar panel."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He kept himself up at night wondering if there really is a dog."

"I Decided To Learn How To Write Clickbait Titles. What I Learned Will Amaze You."

"What is another name for a Jewish guest? A visitorah Sorry"

"I cant stop eating ice cream... It's a rocky road to addiction."

"Knock Knock! Who's there? Eat mop Eat mop who? Hahahahaha"