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Joke of the Day
"Today there was an explosion in my kitchen... I combined pasta with antipasta."
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"Relationship status: I shout ""PIZZA'S HERE"" so the delivery guy doesn't think I'm eating two pizzas by myself."
"Why does Jared love 6-inch subs? He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls"
"I like watching horror films hiding behind he sofa That way, my neighbors don't know I'm there Credit to Jim Carr"
"So when I went to buy my new phone, the Extravert, I asked if there was an Introvert... and they handed me a book."
"Nobody's perfect! Q: What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language? A: ""Nobody's perfect!"""
"Shipwreck survivors on an island S1: We told you to spell 'SOS' with those coconuts! S2: I know but I want our rescuers to know I'm a vegan."
"but sir, if a picture is worth a thousamd words then i dont understamd why my essay cant just be 4 or 5 emojis"
"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black and arrest the lightbulb for being broke."
"What boxer's nickname is EEEEE? Mohammad Ali All-E"