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Joke of the Day
"You never have to worry about Starbucks running short on coffee. I hear they always have a latte"
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"What's the stupidest animal in the Jungle? A Polar Bear"
"I just waited on hold 47 minutes for a tech that sounds like he learned English from a Furby."
"What if Titanic was real and not just a movie? Crazy to think about"
"I plagiarized a book about native Americans... I eventually got siouxed."
"What is a mortician's favorite side dish? Gravy"
"I was asked if I wanted to volunteer at the U2 concert... ...I said I don't like to do Pro Bono work."
"A tank and a snake are having a heated argument when the snake says ""Shut up! You got penis on your face!"" to which the tank replies ""You got face on your penis!"""
"Stop earbuds from tangling by putting them on then carefully stapling them to your body. Who's ready for music? Not you. You have tetanus"
"A guy calls the hospital. He says, ""You gotta send help! My wife's going into labor!"" The nurse says, ""Calm down. Is this her first child?"" He says, ""No! This is her husband!"""