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Joke of the Day

"What's the stupidest animal in the Jungle? A Polar Bear"

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"Well, it's easy to tell I'm married. It's Friday night and I'm at home updating my facebook status..."
"I was going to tell a Nirvana joke, but... Nevermind."
"My Grandfather died quietly in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passenger in his car."
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"In mother Russia..... .... Joke is you."
"I like to yawn in front of people so they yawn and then I can say ""You're tired I should go."""
"Did you hear about the man who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the Nobel prize."