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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside? A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)"

"how to perform artificial insemination in mexico about 10 guys jack off onto the floor, and then they let the flies do the rest."

"I once asked an Irishman ""Why do the Irish always answer questions with another question?"" He said, ""do we now?"""

"What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro? Zikachu."

"I was going to tell a salt joke... But it's just sodium stupid."

"Yo mama's got so many balls lined up ready to score, her nickname is Basketball Practice."

"Steve Irwin lived the same way he died... With animals in his heart."

"How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem? Simple! He just worked it out with a pencil!"

"My wife asked me if I was going to take a shower before we go to some friend's house for the evening like she didn't see me get in the pool."

"A friend of mine is really into A Tribe Called Quest... ... I'd buy him an album, but I left my wallet in El Segundo."