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Joke of the Day

"Kim Jong Un has upgraded himself from ""Leader of North Korea"" to ""Supreme Leader of North Korea"" by adding sour cream and extra cheese."

"""Why don't British people pronounce their T's? Because they're all in the Boston harbor."""

"What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean ? Nothing they just waved!!! Sea what I did there!!! If you laughed hit that like button, come on don't be a beach Thank you thank you "

"What's the difference between your mom and a rooster? A rooster says ""Cock-a-doddle-doo"", and your mom says ""Any-cock-will-do!"""

"What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse? Two bits!"

"What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink? TAKBEER!"

"I just heard a folk song about KFC It was fingerpickin' good!"

"How do you know tickle me Elmo is male? Because before he leaves the factory they give him two test tickles."

"One dolphin cut another dolphin off at the intersection of Coral Reef and Caribbean Current... The other dolphin said, ""Hey, you did that on porpoise!"""

"How to parallel park: 1) Park somewhere else."