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Joke of the Day

"What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse? Two bits!"

"i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this"

"JOSEPH: who did you name me after? ME: you were named after my grandfather GREGGNOG: what about me dad?"

"There are two types of people in the world... ...those who pee in the shower, and liars."

"What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? The hooker can wash her crack and sell it again."

"When is a train being polite at dinner time? When it choo's quietly."

"How do you get a hotdog to dance? You put Mustard on the beat"

"A joke a statistics prof once told me... The average American has one testicle and one ovary."

"What do the Mafia and vaginas have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit"

"Whether you love him or hate him... ...Trump got more fat women walking in one day than Michelle Obama did in eight years."