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Joke of the Day

"How do you know tickle me Elmo is male? Because before he leaves the factory they give him two test tickles."

"Me: *returns from bakery with a bap, bagel, bun & cob* Wife: What are these? Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON."

"Why does the nurse always carry a red pen while at work? To draw blood."

"what idiot named them horses and not zerocorns"

"What is logic? A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair."

"I saw a man at the beach yelling, ""Help, Shark! Help!"" I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him."

"They say being a hostage is hard But I could do that with my hands tied behind my back."

"Signs And Notices"

"When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I always write, ""A very good doctor""."

"What do vegetables watch when they're horny? Corn"