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Joke of the Day
"What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink? TAKBEER!"
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"Not all astrophysicists are bad. I'm sure at least one of them's a really Feynman."
"You remind me of my pinky toe. You're small, cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on the coffee table later tonight"
"Dear Cracker Jack: The prizes in your bag aren't prizes anymore. They're tiny pieces of paper that say, ""Go fuck yourself."""
"What's the similarity between a bad postman and an eviction notice There's nothing worse than the day they come in the mail"
"I know Karate... ...And like two other Japanese words."
"I told my wife I am sending her a dick pic... She said "" I don't want your junk mail!"""
"When people go underwater in movies, I like to hold my breath to see if I would've survived in that situation. I almost died during finding nemo"
"One day the bass player hid one of the drummer's sticks. The drummer said ""finally! After being a drummer for so long now I am a conductor!"""
"Why'd the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field."