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Joke of the Day
"I just heard a folk song about KFC It was fingerpickin' good!"
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"But if two men get married, they'll BOTH be stupid in detergent commercials and then no one will buy the correct detergent."
"What do you call a union of writers? A writers' block"
"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we shot the last one who had a dream."
"How to make a gay man fuck a woman? Shit in her cunt."
"I think it might be fun to be an idiot-savant... ... but I'm having trouble with the savant part."
"What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin? ""I don't know what?"" ""We're sure not sending you to the store!"""
"Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge. "
"So I saw a black man running with a TV. Horrified I thought it was mine. But upon arrival home I saw mine was in its right place. Polishing my shoes."
"I think I have just enough followers to start a decent sized cult"