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Joke of the Day

"""Why don't British people pronounce their T's? Because they're all in the Boston harbor."""

"If Donald Trump wants to send all the illegal female Mexicans back over the border Then he should give sexting a go."

"What is the opposite of leapfrog? Toadstool *i'll just see myself out*"

"How did the Canadian win the hockey game? He took stEHreroids"

"I entered a contest to win a car, but ended up winning a phone It was Nokia, but it was still a great prize."

"I had a job interview today, the interviewer asked me where I saw myself in 5 years. Luckily, I have 2020 vision."

"I'd like to be a double agent. Or maybe a single agent/pirate. Maybe even a velociraptor. Definitely a velociraptor/pirate agent."

"Anyone know any good Batman and Robbin jokes? A girls I work with claims to know them all and I need to win this :D"

"What's the difference between a dirty bus-stop and a Lobster with boobs? one is a Crusty bus station, and the other is a Busty Crustacean!"

"Did you hear about the orthopedic surgeon that replaced his knee with a metal implant? You could see the irony...."