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Joke of the Day

"If I had kids I would name them Ctrl, Alt and Delete so when they misbehaved I would just hit them all at once."

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"*at lawyer's office* Me: I want to divorce my idiot wife, she's seeing a surgeon *idiot wife pops out from under desk* that's so not true!"
"A local bakery caught fire last night The whole place is toast"
"My man wants me to understand him better so I'm not getting my mustache waxed this month."
"If Trump becomes president, I would really like to see how Republicans are going to defend him for doing the same thing Obama did: Nothing."
"What's the difference between black people and cancer? The cancer evolves."
"Why do lesbians shop at sports authority? Because the don't like dicks."
"What do gay horses eat? Haaaaaaaayy!"
"Did you hear about the Roman who got a C in Math? He got a perfect score!"
"""Most of Refugees are Doctors and Engineers"" -Barack Obama Thats right, they are all gynecologists"
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