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Joke of the Day

"The Queen Elizabeth doesn't have one. The Pope has one, yet he does not use it. Arnold Schwarzenegger's is big, and Brad Pitt's is small. What am I talking about? A last name, you pervs."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea? I've never had a garbanzo on my chest."

"Did you hear the joke about a feminist? That isn't funny."

"What does a cyborg order at a diner? A Cyborger"

"How many gorillas does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but it takes a shitload of lightbulbs."

"What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pump-kin!"

"FB post from HS friend on pic: My boyfriend is such a dreamboat! My comment: So was the Titanic."

"Cop: Know why I pulled u over? Me: [slams fist on dash] NO, WHY?! Cop: Settle down sir Me: [marries, has kids, gives up ambitions] Cop: ..."

"What is Ke$ha's computer password? Pa$$word"

"How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens? With a crowbar."