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Joke of the Day

"I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance....... so I pushed her over."

"I have discovered that theirs no popcorn in popcorn chicken. I guess there's no point in bothering with hash browns then."

"It'd be pretty messed up if the cure for cancer was in those end-slices of bread."

"A woman started choking in the line at Starbucks- it was so scary but thankfully someone opened another register."

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Just Juan."

"What's Santa's favourite metal band? Sleigher."

"Katie Holmes filed for divorce from Tom Cruise .... Was Rock Of Ages really that bad?"

"What do you call a reptile...? What do you call a reptile who says ""But Cowardly Lion......You've had courage..... This entire....Time""? [The Wonderful Lizard of Pause](/spoiler)"

"they asked a 100year old grandpa why were all the women still crazy about him? grandpa said nothing! just gently licked his eyebrow"

"I got a bone to pick it's been stuck in my teeth for days"