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Joke of the Day

"Justin Bieber made a racist joke when he was 15. Quick, someone give him $2 billion for his basketball team to teach him a lesson."

"How can you tell someone is vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you"

"A woman is like a parachute can refuse at any time, that's why you need to have a spare one."

"I just got a great deal on a Ray Rice jersey The price couldn't be beat"

"How do you drown a hipster? ... you push him into the mainsteam"

"Hey girl, are you a candy? Because i have a crush on you"

"Yo momma is so fat......... Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, ""We are family, even though you're fatter than me."""

"We get it car dealers, EVERY Day is a sale day. You don't have to make shit up like The Saturday After It Rained On A Friday Sale."

"If children refuse to sleep during nap time... ...are they guilty of resisting a rest?"

"Any governments / terrorist groups looking to rule by fear should get some tips from spiders."