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Joke of the Day

"My friend said he froze himself and as a result his testicles were at -273.1 degrees Celcius... Absolute bollocks"

"Fallout (spoiler) I heard Fallout 4 is a real blast from the past..."

"Women have a better memory than men... Because they change it so often."

"Knock knock. Who's there? She. She who? She'd ............................ get it"

"How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes? For me, it's about three fifths."

"Sorry, ""hella"" was an inappropriate word choice. I was trying to be cool. I'll rephrase: Your son is totally missing."

"I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there."

"The Islamic State is hosting a music festival in Iraq. The first annual Allahpalooza is sure to go off with a bang."

"If your bathroom mirror doesn't look like a Jackson Pollock painting, you're not flossing right."

"What do you call a shifty midget in a police line up? A little suspect"