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Joke of the Day
"How do you get over a crush you've had since high school? Leave the dungeon door unlocked."
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"Most arachnophobes end up secretly being spiders themselves"
"A fun way to get exercise is grab a chainsaw and chase a hiker."
"Boyfriend wants me to eat loads of purple candy so I can ""dye"" his balls for Easter. He better trim the grass first."
"I went camping with a bunch of supermodels once. It was pretty in tents."
"Going through the dealership lot with the salesman, pointing at every car and asking, ""what kinda robot does that one turn into?"""
"R.I.P. 2013 (2013-2013)"
"Glad the lady in front of me decided at the last second to stop at the yellow light as I prefer to eat my fries from the dashboard."
"MISSING: SUPER ADORABLE PUPPY. WILL COME IF YOU PLAY WU-TANG HELLA LOUD. THIS IS NOT A PLOY TO GET THE NEIGHBORHOOD BUMPIN', THE DOG IS REAL"
"I don't hate bread I loaf it "