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Joke of the Day

"But officer, I put the phone down as soon as I saw that you saw me using it..."

"Why did all the Black people move to Detroit? Because they heard there were no jobs there."

"You'd think Pizza Hut would be able to upgrade to a house by now."

"Stranger: Sir your fly is down... Me: Oh geez! Thanks. *Bends down and picks up fly* Me: He's had some wing issues lately"

"A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender yells at him to get out, saying, ""We don't serve your kind here!"" The mushroom replies, ""Why not? I'm a fun guy."""

"I like my coffee like my women... Piping hot and all over my lap in the McDonald's drive thru (backs away very slowly, opens door without turning around, lurks out...)"

"Enough with the bass jokes. Just drop it. wubwubwub"

"People are like lottery tickets. You can point to a random one, say it's a loser, and you'll be right most of the time."

"What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!"

"Why did the chicken fall in the well? He couldn't see that well."