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Joke of the Day

"Sweet Potato Philosophy ""I think therefore I yam."""

"Contrary to popular belief, everyone wasn't Kung Fu fighting, I was taking a nap."

"If Michael J. Fox was sick of his job as a valet He'd have ""valet Parkinson's"" disease"

"What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy? Abort mission!"

"If I was a roofer I'd go around saying I'm single and ready to shingle."

"Him: Want to play Trivial Pursuit? Me: Sure. But I guarantee you'll win. I'm not that smart. Him: Want to play strip Trivial Pursuit?"

"ME: This car's perfect except for one thing WIFE: Yes, there's no room for the childre- ME: [finds cup holder] lol I was wrong, it's perfect"

"What was sonic's diet advice to mario? Gotta go fast"

"I spent the entire day throwing darts at a picture of my wife. *wife phones* Wife: What you doing? Husband: Missing you."

"My best friend told me that he had super powers... ... I told him to suck his own dick."