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Joke of the Day

"With the 1st overall pick in the Whose Line is it Anyway fantasy tennis draft Is Wayne Brady gonna have to Djokovic?"

"What do French stoners smoke? Oui-d"

"I think her gash must have a rash For the last time I licked it, my head went bare, my tongue grew hair, and my nose fell off when I picked it"

"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year and when he does, it's down the chimney."

"Are you waiting for my comeback? You can scrape it off your mom's teeth"

"Who do grammar nazis hang out with now? The alt-write."

"Do you know whats funnier than 24? 25."

"Netflix's new show is Marvel's Luke Cage, whose ""Superpower is unbreakable skin. Bullet proof skin on a black man isn't a super power its straight up evolution! -Danish Anwar"

"I'm a lawyer for an Orthodontist He's got me on retainer."

"Who makes more money, a hooker, or a drug dealer? The hooker, because she can wash her crack and sell it again"