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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a spontaneous man named Lee? spontaneously"
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"A black man, a Mexican, a Muslim and a hillbilly are all playing Russian Roulette together. Who is guaranteed to win? Society."
"Origin of Dad Jokes What and when was the very first dad joke?"
"I just want someone to like me. Not you. I meant someone pretty."
"Poker never works well in Africa Ethiopians always eat the chips"
"I wish I gave Darth Vader different last words. Before he died, I wanted him to mutter, ""I should have stuck to pod racing."""
"back in my day, we had to print out a tweet and hand it to a friend for a retweet. you kids got it easy ""shut the fuck up grandma"""
"the 10,000 hours rule is simpley not true i hav said ""helo bird"" to a bird for over 10,000 hours but i still cam't talk to birds"
"What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ? My pop is bigger than yours !"
"Your garbage disposal eats better than most of the world."