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Joke of the Day

"Why can't a policeman win a game of pool? Because he always shoots the black one first."

"I don't like using the locker room at the gym cuz the guys always stare when they notice my gym bag is filled with lasagna"

"Why don't you see hippos hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it."

"Quadruplets: Four crying out loud."

"What's the worst thing about being black and jewish? Having to sit in the back of the oven."

"What did God say to Jesus? This lawn ain't gonna mow itself."

"Bill Clinton was surprised to find his old sandwich maker is ahead 12 points in the polls."

"The guy installing the new security system said we should upgrade because of the increasing crime rate. Typical alarmist."

"The Hurricane by Rufus Blownoff"

"What is the difference between a duck? Only one of them is syntactically incorrect."