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Joke of the Day
"I am one ""Mom!"" away from making the 6 o'clock news."
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"What did the elephant say to the naked man? Dude, how the hell do you breathe through that thing?!?"
"What's the difference between Davey Crockett and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians."
"I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out."
"Mos Def (Most Definitely.) Hi Def (High. Definitely.)"
"The British are coming! The British are coming! The British have to get up early! The British swear they'll call you in the morning!"
"You know why those automatic sensor sinks save water? Because none of them fucking work"
"As a non-english native redditor ... Edit: grammer"
"Trump: ""I'll win the latino vote"""
"My girlfriend asked me who I've been having sex with because my penis was so sensitive...... My hand"