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Joke of the Day

"Penn & Teller just announced their new cologne for men who always lie to their wives... No Bullshit....or was it Just Teller?"

"What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors? Monk key"

"Why was the landlord seeing a psychiatrist? He had an apartment complex."

"Did r/jokes hear about the new Taco Bell Express yet? You give them 99c, and they throw a burrito in the toilet for you."

"DEAD BABY JOKES! I will get it started! Why is a pile of dead babies easier to move than a pile of bowling balls. - You cant use a pitchfork to move a pile of bowling balls."

"Did you hear about those new anti-gravity cars? They really drive me up a wall!"

"What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? Hoblin Goblin."

"Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq? Because they are all Targets."

"The universe contains protons,neutrons,electrons and morons."

"""A ghost took a dump all over the house!!!"" - Paranormal Activia"