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Joke of the Day

"DEAD BABY JOKES! I will get it started! Why is a pile of dead babies easier to move than a pile of bowling balls. - You cant use a pitchfork to move a pile of bowling balls."

"When does Eminem leave school? Aftermath"

"Q. Who's the coolest guy in the hospital? A. The Ultrasound Guy http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sound&defid=491809"

"What do frogs say that surf the internet? Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)"

"I don't mean to denigrate women. (Ladies, ""denigrate"" means to put-down or patronize.)"

"The dictator forced everyone to work in the butter industry. Some men just want to watch the world churn."

"This morning I called work and told them I came down sick with Anal Glaucoma. And I couldn't see my ass making it in to work today."

"Every 60 seconds in Africa... a minute passes, you racist."

"""Scolding a cat after it does something wrong has been proven ineffective"" - cats"

"This day is medieval... Because it's a dragon."