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Joke of the Day

"The universe contains protons,neutrons,electrons and morons."

"Why is santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year. Like most jokes on this thread this is stolen, not being a shitcunt and taking credit..."

"You know your getting old when ... Rough sex is fighting for the bottom."

"You need a woman whose last name doesn't end in .jpg, .wmv, or .mpg"

"Interviewer: what would you say is your biggest weakness? Me: [wearing my wife's wedding dress] laundry"

"I wish I was as good at anything as Pitbull is at rhyming a word with itself."

"Hot air rises That explains why Donald Trump is so popular."

"I just saved a ton of money on my Christmas shopping by expressing my political views on facebook."

"A musician was arrested... He's in treble."

"Drugs and alcohol are never the answer. Unless the question is ""What are you gonna do this weekend, Pauly?"""