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Joke of the Day

"The universe contains protons,neutrons,electrons and morons."

"Hey Spongebob, what's funnier than 24? 9/11."

"My wife wants me to take a walk with her today. I'll be on a short leash though so I won't run off into the woods like last time."

"How do you organize a party in outer space? You planet."

"I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart... But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky."

"My doctor told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked, ""Why?"" He replied, ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""

"Why does my son Richard like playing in the mud? Because he then becomes filthy Rich."

"You know Michael Jackson had a pro baseball contract? Unfortunately he never made it out of the minors and into the bigs."

"Make sure your worst enemy is not living between your own two ears."

"I'm beginning to suspect I might have bad posture call it a hunch"