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Joke of the Day
"Why was the landlord seeing a psychiatrist? He had an apartment complex."
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"What's the difference between a stoner and a Jew? A stoner gets baked more than once"
"What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States? Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble."
"[NSFW] Why did the lesbian couple travel through Europe? So the could fuck abroad."
"I mailed my maths homework to Barack Obama, Vladimir Putin and Queen Elizabeth II ...it said to give my answers to 3 significant figures."
"Valve improving their customer service."
"What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us? It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news."
"I belched chickpeas in front of the Queen... She gave me a post-houmous pardon."
"A three year old boy in his bath examined his testicles and asked ""Mommy, are these my brains?"" Mom said, ""Not yet, honey."""
"What do you get when you take the pee out of poops oops"