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Joke of the Day

"Did r/jokes hear about the new Taco Bell Express yet? You give them 99c, and they throw a burrito in the toilet for you."

"How Many Surrealists Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb? Fish"

"I invented a new word Plagiarism"

"At the restaurant I heard a lady say her taco was too salty. My wife had to leap over the table and cover my mouth before I said something."

"Before working to reunite the US he was known as Abram Lincoln."

"i went to a 5 Guys burgers and fries and there was only one guy. im just gonna say what were all thinking. the other 4 guys died at benghazi"

"My mother in law bought a talking parrot, but returned it a week later. ""This parrot hasn't spoke a single word."" She complained. ""I haven't had a fucking chance to!"" Replied the parrot."

"What's your mom's favorite bird? A cock or two."

"YouTube is the nicest company ever... They just want to even the playing field so their competitors have a chance to catch up to them."