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Joke of the Day
"""A ghost took a dump all over the house!!!"" - Paranormal Activia"
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"What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? Decaffeinated"
"Free Willy.....Again?!?!?! Why da phuq! Did they have to ""free Willy"" so many f***ing times?!?!"
"College can be a lot like prison sometimes It's easier to get into if you're black."
"Rattlesnakes and Condoms ...two things I don't fuck with."
"Two days ago: omg, I'm so glad I found my watch, I'll never misplace it again! Today: *has zero clue where the hell my watch is*"
"judge: ""you have chosen to defend yourself, is that correct?"" me: [muffled from inside full suit of armour] ""that's correct"""
"SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE WEATHER REPORTERS RISKING LIFE & LIMB SO WE CAN ALL KNOW WHAT A 130MPH HURRICANE LOOKS LIKE IN THE DARK!"
"MRS MONSTER TO MR MONSTER: Try to be nice to my mother when she visits us this weekend dear. Fall down when she hits you."
"What do you call it when you make sandwiches at a sleepover? Peanut butter and jammies!"