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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to the Kentucky men's basketball game vs Grand Canyon tonight I'm pretty worried, I hear Grand Canyon's really deep."

"A great thing about being single is never having to erase your history tab."

"One day, Adolf Hitler looked outside and saw heavy storm clouds. Worried, he contacted a meteorologist and asked him what the weather was going to be like. The meteorologist replied, ""Hail, Hitler!"""

"Mom, what is a transvestite? -Ask uncle Yvonne."

"I saw a really cute girl and I wanted to get her number but... I got all choked up. Yeah, living in Compton is f*cked up, they got my wallet too."

"In china, tried Donkey meat yesterday.... It tasted like ass."

"Hey, you wanna win? Nah, we'll pass."

"My liver's so black, it went to a respected college, got a great job, and made it's family very proud. Weren't expecting that, huh? Racist."

"War Chat What did one militia say to the other militia? I'll siege you later! (Sorry, but I had to post something original, I created an account!)"

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate... And I can picture us invading that world because they'd never see it coming."