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Joke of the Day

"My liver's so black, it went to a respected college, got a great job, and made it's family very proud. Weren't expecting that, huh? Racist."

"What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ? A bee in a submarine !"

"What happened when the shoe factory burned down? 500 soles were lost."

"Why did the blind man use chopsticks? Because he couldn't see the point in forks."

"Did you hear the one about the iphone 7 headphone jack? [Removed]"

"What does a clock do when it's hungry? goes back four seconds.."

"What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?... Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)"

"I hear Tarantino's next movie is about a Sichuan restaurant... It's called ""the heatful eat"""

"Father O'Flannagan and the Taxi Driver"

"It's saying something when you marry Charles Manson and you look like the crazy one."