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Joke of the Day

"In china, tried Donkey meat yesterday.... It tasted like ass."

"Sometimes when I say ""I'm ok"", I just want someone to tell me: ""I know you're not, here, have a million dollars."""

"went to europe once for a miles davis concert --sorry, i meant kilometers davis..."

"Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one. He's never gonna give you Up."

"I always felt that Daffy Duck was funnier than Donald Duck but didn't get as much recognition because he was black."

"What's the most offensive jokes you guys have? What's the most offensive jokes you have ever hear"

"Where was Bill Clinton during his presidency? He was right between the Bushes."

"A pedophile, a rapist, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink."

"I'll never get picked for jury duty because I'd be the one on trial....."

"What has a bottom at its top? A leg."