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Joke of the Day

"Your Lawyer and your Wife are drowning! Quick! You must make a decision!! Should you go to the movies, or order pizza?"

"I call my dick Little Ceasers. It's hot and ready but it tastes like shit."

"What's the saddest thing about being a chicken? You only get laid once."

"Where does He-Man keep his towel? BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it."

"What is a sure way to get a girl at a bar? Order a Cosbypolitan cocktail"

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a frog What's wrong with that I think I'm going to croak"

"[interview] BOSS: How many words can you type a minute? ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean? ME: Well, like for example, pickle"

"What's the difference between a peeping tom and a pickpocket? Well, the pickpocket snatches watches,"

"Pregnancy tests make me wish peeing on things answered more questions."

"Whats the difference between being hungry and horny? Depends where you put the cucumber"