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Joke of the Day
"What's the saddest thing about being a chicken? You only get laid once."
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"Curiosity actually killed my cat. Worst stripper ever."
"Do you know that the Coast Guard requires that you be at least six feet tall? So that if your ship sinks, you can walk back to shore!"
"""Choas Theory""-themed restaurant: Eating Disorder"
"How do bored cows sound like? Meh"
"What do you call an unconscious computer programmer? dfghjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj"
"the blue thumnbtacks on this map indicate concentrations of high (luna) energy, the red ones are all the panera breads ive been banned from"
"A complete list of movie roles turned down by Nicolas Cage:"
"What do you call hand warmers scattered throughout a room? Intermittens."
"I hate it when a dog starts barking and then every other dog nearby retweets him."